Reitirating, faggot, this is you:
MC Homeless wrote:I know what you are going to do tonight employee.
Now I know who is hiding in my bushes at night and writing "I RUBBED MY PENIS FEARLESSLY FOR YOU" in lipstick on my garage door.
MC Homeless wrote:Go to your house and post half naked pictures of girls in "Party and Bullshit" repeatedly
Nah, man. I'll be fucking with this Kindle and acquiring more knowledge to enrage your politically correct ovaries.
MC Homeless wrote:while your ex-wife is probably out fucking someone way less bitter and pathetic than you.
You sat that like it's a task of the herculean caliber. I'm more discontented than Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino."
MC Homeless wrote:I'm glad you traded in a wife and (sex) life for a life of Philaflava emoticons and funny little quips.
In all seriousness, it's preferable to cohabitating with a catty female who is adept at highlighting your mediocrity whenever the wind blows or the earth spins. Is it the same with guys or are they in tune with their feelings and keen on sustaining your relationship?
MC Homeless wrote:You haven't got to me
Are the multiple paragraphs you've written about and directed at me in the last several hours a cunning ruse concocted by a Hip Hop genius who attained his greatness by surviving Darvocet withdrawls at birth?
MC Homeless wrote: I have gotten to you and am loving egging you on.
This is playtime, girl. Your labia hangs low.
MC Homeless wrote:You go to my myspace like a fucking creep and pick apart pictures and talk about my appearance like the fucking closeted homo that you are.
It's clear to anyone who knows how to use their thumbs (even in the dark) that you look like a malnourished, bisexual roadie for The Killers. I mean, who, other than the blind, wouldn't laugh at you until they couldn't muster oxygen? One can only imagine the horror your parents routinely experience at the sight of their offspring.
MC Homeless wrote:Anal Cunt made a song called "you look divorced" and I think it was about you
Deep, ho. Perhaps its contents hold a life-changing, cathartic experience granting me the power to slap you with my cock from anywhere on the globe.
MC Homeless wrote:...so you may have "gotten me" but this is just a battle, but you will never win the war.
You played yourself a long time ago. All you're doing now is using your keyboard and chromosome deficiency as a shovel.
MC Homeless wrote:YOU ARE ALONE AND DIVORCED, YOU MAY FUCK A FAT CHICK ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR
Divorced? Yes. Banging portly gals on the reg? No. Alone? No. My girl lives with me and is pursuing her post-graduate studies in Sociology. Have you been to one of those before? A learny-thingy building?
MC Homeless wrote:but most of your time is spent on this message board which I come to for entertainment.
They say even faggots with butholes that can only be examined by pictures from the Hubble Telescope need entertainment.
MC Homeless wrote:I don't care if anyone buys my cd on here and am perfectly fine with fans named Sven from far off European countries who memorize the words to my vinyl.
I've deduced you don't give a fuck about profit and you have a special affinity for European guys named Sven. Have fun on your next group "Find the Secret IKEA Gloryhole" trip.
MC Homeless wrote:I am very comfortable with my stupid pictures because AT LEAST I HAVE FUCKING BALLS TO PUT THEM UP.
Well, I'd advise against it for numerous reasons. A few being:
1. You are an unrelenting faggot.
2. You have a sense of faggotry that is constant.
3. You like the texture of your faggaciousness.
MC Homeless wrote:Why don't you post a picture of yourself you fucking pussy?
Because I am an ugly guy and not doing it stirs up anger in coke-line thin white rappers usually only found in pubescent teenage girls with alcoholic parents and body dysmorphia.
MC Homeless wrote:I think you are afraid. This isn't a "running joke", its you hiding behind anonimity This is all you have left in this life, without philaflava,
Gosh, I mean, wow.....I felt like you were genuinely speaking to the real me, the real Employee. The nice guy who prevents the sexual assaults of senior citizens and patrols the neighborhood at night in a suit of Gucci armor and resentment.
MC Homeless wrote:you would have probably died the way David Carradine did.
You mean like I was BALLIN'???!!! Don't hate the player, son. There are girls out there who will let you do a lot more than merely slide a pinki in their asses.
MC Homeless wrote:Sad and pantsless
Seeing as that's my general M.O. now, I can't complain.
MC Homeless wrote: thank Jason Gloss for giving you a reason to get up in the morning.
My thanks is in the form of daily sheckles, specifically requested Ras Kass MP3 uploads and a detailed account of what transpired on the previous day's "The View."
I will if you do the same and the epitaph on your grave (which will be the hollowed out, hand-painted penile shaft of Bigfoot) will read:
"HERE LIES A MAN WITH A BRONZED UTERUS, A RAP CAREER THAT CLOSELY RESEMBLED A BRUTAL PRISON RAPE AND A JOSH MARTINEZ TATTOO ON HIS URETHRA"
PS -
Never kiss the ring privately while you're pretending to piss on it publicly, bitch:
From: MC Homeless
To: Employee
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:03 am
Subject: the truth hurts
I do find some of the stuff you post a little bit humorous but you know you are a sad man with a bland life outside of this message board. Its cool though man, you did give me some laughs in this funny little message board argument.