MTV's Jersey Shore
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Grew up with a pool. Way less creepy than asking a chick to come get in the hot tub.Blockhead wrote:this man speaks the truth.Cash Rulz wrote:Bitches love the hot tub.Random Sample wrote:I love how everything revolves around the hot tub.
and smiley faces.
my homeboy had a pool in his backyard (in brooklyn of all places), and it led to so much pussy for him over the summer it was ridiculous. the love of pools and hot tubs goes beyond just jersey shore club whores. all bitches love that shit.
But nothing is creepy on the Jersey shore, so I'd go hot tub all the way if I was trying to pull guidettes.
living on the west coast you might not understand the majesty of guido culture. i imagine they could stretch this out for a year and it would still be rivoting.intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.
i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.
i hope the next weird subculture they jam into one house is juggalos.
I love you, man, but:intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.
i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME.
i think jwow gets in a fight next episode.intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.
i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.
side note: whats up with that bitches face? every time they show clips of them waking up in the morning, it looks like she's been on meth for 8 years. what a waste of tits.
while it's true we don't have guido's per say, there are an overabundance of middle easterners here. armenians are, by and large, the west coast version of the guido imo.ALASKA wrote:living on the west coast you might not understand the majesty of guido culture.intuition wrote:this show is taking the same path as every season of real world: interesting for the first few episodes and then you just stop caring about it.
i would be surprised if they manage to have any interesting footage after snooki getting bombed on.
i just think after watching the show, other than the bad tans and dancing, these folks are pretty normal and pretty boring. seem like roided up frat dudes kinda.
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There needs to be a The Situation emoticon when talking about situations like this.Random Sample wrote:should have ended it with that's the situation.Thun wrote:I don't understand the hate on this show at all.
Guidos are as fascinating as Lemurs and Quasars. That is to say, hugely fascinating. Anyone who disagrees is stupid and/or a homosexual. End of story, son.
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i was just going to post this, the whole thing is kinda funny but especially Paulie's accent. it's good they can laugh at themselves.dat piff wrote:<object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_3e1c0b38aa"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=3e1c0b38aa" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=3e1c0b38aa" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_3e1c0b38aa" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>
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i usually hate leno but this shit is hilarious. Im am convinced that the situation is going to eventually become the greatest host in Entertainment Tonight or Extra history
i usually hate leno but this shit is hilarious. Im am convinced that the situation is going to eventually become the greatest host in Entertainment Tonight or Extra history
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I can tolerate Ronnie and Vinny.Cash Rulz wrote:I actually said I think Ronnie is cool.Employee wrote:I'm glad someone else was courageous enough to admit this publicly first.Thun wrote:The strangest thing about this show is that I don't hate these guys anywhere near as much as I thought I would...Employee wrote:I'm still entranced by Pauly D. He seems like a Guido Guru of sorts. His pimp hand is flawless.
Snooki is dumber than a muthafucka. She actually sucked on a pickle, worn a hat that says porn star training, and asked why she was getting laughed at.
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Glad Angelina left. The way she was cockblocking was a felony.
The Situation makes me hate the word "situation".
Show is entertaining.......
"tim dog! i hope he's scamming bitches in heaven.." - EichTurner
Show get's better every week. After watching the True Life Jersey shore episodes from back in the day I thought I was gonna hate these fuckers.. Situation is a fucking riot and I don't even mind Pauly D. Vinny hooking up with the landlord/boss' girl.. excellent.. how fucking haggard are the bitches on this shit.. JWOWW?? bitch has the face of a grown ass man. Saw one of those after shows the other day and that girl Angelina? was on it.. she actually looked good.. The Situation put it out there that he had hooked up with her several times before the show, he hooked up with Ronnies bitch and someone else.. Think he's had his run of the house. Cancel the Real World, just do this every year