Songs We All Agree Suck, No Ironic Appreciation

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:43 pm

Criteria:

1) Cannot be by MC Hammer or Vanilla Ice

2) Can't be some borderline rap/pop/techno type shit like Afroman or The Baja Boyz or whatever. Just straight rap songs.

3) Not some random soundlick/youtube bullshit. Songs that were put on CDs that had bar codes and were sold in stores at some point.

Is it possible to form such a list in 2011?

DO NOT post something that you are fully aware has a fanbase around here just to reiterate the fact that you hate Souljah Boy or Waka Flocka or Lil B. Mods, kindly delete the posts of any idiot who does that.

peanut butter · Post by **peanut butter** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:55 pm

Kid That's Lifeless · Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:57 pm

^ I was going to say Oochie Wally, but that works.

CHANCE RANDOM · Post by **CHANCE RANDOM** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:58 pm

I like Tap the Bottle as much as the next man, but this track always irked the shit out of me:

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vinylpops · Post by **vinylpops** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:00 pm

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:00 pm

QWALMS wrote:I like Tap the Bottle as much as the next man, but this track always irked the shit out of me:

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Egregious waste of a great sample sure, but does it really outright suck just because the rapping is hilariously shallow despite professing depth? There's so much worse out there.

vinylpops · Post by **vinylpops** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:02 pm

peanut butter · Post by **peanut butter** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:04 pm

Kid That's Lifeless wrote:^ I was going to say Oochie Wally, but that works.

I know people who will vigorously defend the honor of "Oochie Wally," until their death. On the other hand, I've never once heard anyone say a good thing about "Braveheart Party." It was so bad, it got pulled from the later pressings of "Stillmatic." Unfortunately, my copy still has it.

PEACE

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:05 pm

^That fan made video presents an excellent case, but I'm sure there are people here who will defend the song, as gigantically faggotlike as it is.

vinylpops · Post by **vinylpops** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:06 pm

Thun wrote:^That fan made video presents an excellent case, but I'm sure there are people here who will defend the song, as gigantically faggotlike as it is.

I cannot WAIT for someone to defend that song.

CHANCE RANDOM · Post by **CHANCE RANDOM** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:10 pm

Thun wrote:
QWALMS wrote:I like Tap the Bottle as much as the next man, but this track always irked the shit out of me:

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Egregious waste of a great sample sure, but does it really outright suck just because the rapping is hilariously shallow despite professing depth? There's so much worse out there.

Nice try, Kamron.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:10 pm

vinylpops wrote:
Thun wrote:^That fan made video presents an excellent case, but I'm sure there are people here who will defend the song, as gigantically faggotlike as it is.

I cannot WAIT for someone to defend that song.

It's the Roots, you won't have to wait long.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:11 pm

QWALMS wrote:
Thun wrote:
QWALMS wrote:I like Tap the Bottle as much as the next man, but this track always irked the shit out of me:

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Egregious waste of a great sample sure, but does it really outright suck just because the rapping is hilariously shallow despite professing depth? There's so much worse out there.
Nice try, Kamron.

Now Cipher, God, I'm just saying that these culture seeds were not nearly as bad as truly wack artists since then have been.

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:17 pm

Take It Easy, that retarded Fugees song from 2005.

Is this the type of thing this thread is for?

Jayou Ayen · Post by **Jayou Ayen** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:20 pm

Free Tommy Never.

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Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:20 pm

PopeyeJones wrote:Take It Easy, that retarded Fugees song from 2005.

Is this the type of thing this thread is for?

Probably. I don't remember the song though. I wasn't sure where the thread would lead, exactly.

Jayou Ayen · Post by **Jayou Ayen** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:22 pm

PopeyeJones wrote:Take It Easy, that retarded Fugees song from 2005.

Is this the type of thing this thread is for?

Nah Pay Pay, it's more for songs like Pras - Ghetto Superstar.

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Vlad Analogue · Post by **Vlad Analogue** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:22 pm

Everything that isn't "Hey, Look Away" on the Questionmark Asylum album. Crestfallen can't even begin to describe my attitude after scooping that as a teen. I blame Ananda and Teen Summit.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:22 pm

Jayou Ayen wrote:
PopeyeJones wrote:Take It Easy, that retarded Fugees song from 2005.

Is this the type of thing this thread is for?
Nah Pay Pay, it's more for songs like Pras - Ghetto Superstar.

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ODB's verse alone disqualifies that song.

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:25 pm

Vlad Analogue wrote:Everything that isn't "Hey, Look Away" on the Questionmark Asylum album. Crestfallen can't even begin to describe my attitude after scooping that as a teen. I blame Ananda and Teen Summit.

Good call.

Thun · Post by **Thun** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:27 pm

Vlad Analogue wrote:Everything that isn't "Hey, Look Away" on the Questionmark Asylum album. Crestfallen can't even begin to describe my attitude after scooping that as a teen. I blame Ananda and Teen Summit.

This post is unusually poetic.

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:29 pm

Thun wrote:
PopeyeJones wrote:Take It Easy, that retarded Fugees song from 2005.

Is this the type of thing this thread is for?
Probably. I don't remember the song though. I wasn't sure where the thread would lead, exactly.

It really sucked.

In the least, I hope you appreciate my restraint, as my initial inclination was to make 13 consecutive posts that each contained one song from Future Development.

Galvatron78 · Post by **Galvatron78** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:42 pm

Jayou Ayen wrote:Free Tommy Never.

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LOL

peanut butter · Post by **peanut butter** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:43 pm

Thun wrote:
Vlad Analogue wrote:Everything that isn't "Hey, Look Away" on the Questionmark Asylum album. Crestfallen can't even begin to describe my attitude after scooping that as a teen. I blame Ananda and Teen Summit.
This post is unusually poetic.

Lol. Concurred.

PEACE

YouTube · Post by **Philaflava** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:46 pm

Thread could be all about Nas.

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Jayou Ayen · Post by **Jayou Ayen** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:51 pm

PopeyeJones wrote:
Vlad Analogue wrote:Everything that isn't "Hey, Look Away" on the Questionmark Asylum album. Crestfallen can't even begin to describe my attitude after scooping that as a teen. I blame Ananda and Teen Summit.
Good call.

I'm having a difficult time believing you have heard this album.

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ObeseJesus · Post by **ObeseJesus** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:01 am

Ghetto Superstar was awesome

mike eagle · Post by **mike eagle** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:07 am

Philaflava wrote:Thread could be all about Nas.

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hearfelt co-sign

Combo7 · Post by **Combo7** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:10 am

PopeyeJones · Post by **PopeyeJones** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:43 am

Jayou Ayen wrote:
PopeyeJones wrote:
Vlad Analogue wrote:Everything that isn't "Hey, Look Away" on the Questionmark Asylum album. Crestfallen can't even begin to describe my attitude after scooping that as a teen. I blame Ananda and Teen Summit.
Good call.
I'm having a difficult time believing you have heard this album.

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Why?

I bought it an an e-40 in-store at the telegraph Tower iirc.

Or this is sarcasm because this was a knock-off Pharcyde starter-album that eventually propelled me into listening to Unspoken Heard too much?