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Moolah wrote:
Echo Leader wrote:SERIOUS co-sign on this song:

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I remember hearing this and being like :err:. Not only was Nas throwing his lot in with a score of other corny-ass "who killed da kultcha?" rappers but he was kicking rhymes like Dick Tracy with a cold. Easily one of the worst rap songs I've ever heard.
Yeah. Re-listening to this. Wow. The LOLs are uncontrollable.
if you listen real close to the intro on da bridge 2001 you can hear nas practicing his dick tracey voice

btw ass like that is hilarious
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Icesickle wrote:
it makes my pee pee go...BOING BOING BOING!
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Philaflava wrote:Thread could be all about Nas.

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i always dug this beat and ginuwine on it

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drizzle wrote:
Icesickle wrote:
it makes my pee pee go...BOING BOING BOING!
for posterity
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Nas - Who Killed It was my shit...very weird song, i'd like to know what he was smoking when he put that together..always reminds me of the Jewish guy in Coming to American "AHHH HAAAAAAAA"

Ass Like That is one of the most annoying songs ever, but the lyrics of the song were funny when i first heard it...i just cant rep doing Triumph impressions for so long on a track and that entire album was Triumph impressions

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The scenario that brought this into existence is one of life most intriguing mysteries.

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The Afronaut wrote:
drizzle wrote:<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oosGceJjuJY?fs ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oosGceJjuJY?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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The backstory on that collab is actually fairly well known. M.O.P. was recording cameos on Industry Shakedown in the same studio as LFO was recording that Abercrombie song back in like '98. Fizzy supposedly had to go to the bathroom after drinking a glass of Hennessey that Bumpy had ashed his garcia vega in caused his bowels to react negatively to the Golden Krust he had for lunch. Anyway, Fame walked past the room LFO was recording in on the way back and saw these clowns trying to "cypher" over some bullshit pop beat. He goes back into the studio and falls out laughing, describing the story to Foxxx & Danz. Billy's immediate reaction is to rob them, but Foxxx (knowing that LFO, having not hit the big time yet, will be of more used to them if they can extort them for some of that major label money) suggests extorting them instead.

Long story short - Danz and Fame pulled out guns on LFO in the studio, Bumpy plays "good cop" and breaks it up, and then suggests to LFO that in order to boost their street cred they need to put M.O.P. on their album. Danz and Fame get fat checks from the label for the collabo, and Freddie takes a cut for brokering the deal.
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but f'real tho....

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Magneto wrote:
The backstory on that collab is actually fairly well known. M.O.P. was recording cameos on Industry Shakedown in the same studio as LFO was recording that Abercrombie song back in like '98. Fizzy supposedly had to go to the bathroom after drinking a glass of Hennessey that Bumpy had ashed his garcia vega in caused his bowels to react negatively to the Golden Krust he had for lunch. Anyway, Fame walked past the room LFO was recording in on the way back and saw these clowns trying to "cypher" over some bullshit pop beat. He goes back into the studio and falls out laughing, describing the story to Foxxx & Danz. Billy's immediate reaction is to rob them, but Foxxx (knowing that LFO, having not hit the big time yet, will be of more used to them if they can extort them for some of that major label money) suggests extorting them instead.

Long story short - Danz and Fame pulled out guns on LFO in the studio, Bumpy plays "good cop" and breaks it up, and then suggests to LFO that in order to boost their street cred they need to put M.O.P. on their album. Danz and Fame get fat checks from the label for the collabo, and Freddie takes a cut for brokering the deal.
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Songs in this thread that I will ride for:

De LA - Pawn Star (the fake pharell shit is gold)

Paperboy - Ditty (no explanation)

Busta Rhymes - Fire (Fuck you guys, I like it.)

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mike eagle wrote:Songs in this thread that I will ride for:

De LA - Pawn Star (the fake pharell shit is gold)

Paperboy - Ditty (no explanation)

Busta Rhymes - Fire (Fuck you guys, I like it.)
its all good. that Deon Sanders song is terrible guilty pleasure for all the wrong reasons.

agree with you about Pawn Star. definitely :naswtf: :lol: moment when i heard that song.
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guys clearly laffy taffy wins
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B. Ware tha Siniq wrote:
Magneto wrote:
Billy's immediate reaction is to rob them
:lol:

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the only song that I think we can all agree on is that horrible nas who killed it, i mean c'mon.
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B. Ware tha Siniq


:ohsh:

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drizzle wrote:
Icesickle wrote:
it makes my pee pee go...BOING BOING BOING!
for posterity
Eminem himself disses this song, and similarly childish crap rap.

if you like it - :POINT AND LAUGH @ U: :rofl:

ha ha, whatever. i like dumb shit sometimes... but SMART dumb shit, nahmean?

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Balzac wrote:B. Ware tha Siniq


:ohsh:
actually I got sent a song back in the day with him and Redrum and they spit some good punchlines, like a copywrite type song when he was still spitting good punchlines.
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man, LL Cool J was one of my first rap heroes... but he's made some WACK ASS songs in his career, LOL

IF YOU LIKE THIS SONG, WE CANNOT CO-EXIST IN THE SAME DIMENSION

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Theres a whole load of Wyclef songs that need to be in this thread.

also:
Busta Rhymes 'Get Out'
Jay Z 'I Know What Girls Like'
that reggaeton shit Noreaga was doing - I forget the name

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step one wrote:Busta Rhymes 'Get Out'
Nooow we talking. This was much worse than "Fire".
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Oochie Wally and You Owe Me still actually get a fair bit of play. I always hear them when Hot 97 does those annoying live to air things.

Bravehearts Party and Big Girl on the other hand.....
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Oochie Wally was a good club song. Girls used to love that shit. Worst radio version EVER though.


:rofl: at Nas getting so many mentions in this thread though. I dont think theres another rapper out that goes from one extreme (certified classic) to the other (total abortions) as much as he does. At least he seems to have stopped trying to make commercial/radio friendly singles these days.
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Req wrote:Oochie Wally and You Owe Me still actually get a fair bit of play. I always hear them when Hot 97 does those annoying live to air things.

Bravehearts Party and Big Girl on the other hand.....
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The Afronaut wrote:
step one wrote:Busta Rhymes 'Get Out'
Nooow we talking. This was much worse than "Fire".
:larry:
That song is "paid in full" compared to "fire". There is no song worse than "Fire". Sorry Mike...

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are we talking about the Joe BUdden ft Busta Rhymes "Fire" cus that was a good song.
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Blockhead wrote:
The Afronaut wrote:
step one wrote:Busta Rhymes 'Get Out'
Nooow we talking. This was much worse than "Fire".
:larry:
That song is "paid in full" compared to "fire". There is no song worse than "Fire". Sorry Mike...
Think we gon have to agree to disagree on this one homie.

"Get Out" was worst of the brief kiddie sample trend that happened after "Hard Knock Life" blew up.

@Tweak we're talking about "Fire" from Busta's Anarchy record.

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:leon:
Oh, trust, "get out" has it's place in this thread. It's awful. I just have a special kind of hate for "Fire". A burning hate.

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