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Name: Emperor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
Homeworld: Naboo
Quotes: Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Details: Runs the whole fucking Empire.
ric says: dude shoots lightning from fingers and has a sick fucking laugh. all while wearing a flowy robe thingy. hes such an evil dude he doesnt even have to manipulate dudes with thoughts and so forth but he does it anyway just to feel a little extra good about life sometimes. when hes doing lightning its like the ultimate voyeur bondage experience for him. the jaw jutt and teeth gnash is like literally wicked sweet. also; peep the big brainology on this guy. cool crackly ass voice too. his hatred prolly keeps him alive and cancer free well into old age. please tell me that isnt worthy of Empness and all the sweet looking dudes he surrounds himself with just to feel good and fuck with peoples minds and shit
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Name: Darth Vader / thirty year old spoiler - Anakin Skywalker
Homeworld: Tatooine
Quotes: Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!
Details: Part man, part machine - all sith (not really, though).
ric says: he does whatever he wants and goes literally wherever he wants whenever he wants doing anything he wants to anybody in the fucking galaxy/universe. people that think hes the emperors bitch have totally misunderstood that whole relationship. the emperor is just a cool guy to hang out with for lord vader. that is some 'ill wash your hands if you wash mine' kind of shit and of course the end validates this. lord vader doesnt really want to fuck with the politics. that shit is beneath him. machiavelli? who gives a fuck? ill just choke the bitch from twenty jillion parsects away. the voice box thing is also super powerful and sounds great and anybody who goes by Lord XYZ and wears a cape in space and actually manages to inspire deep fear and awe with no chortles or little jeering smiles is clearly on a whole nother level of pimpology.
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Name: Boba Fett
Homeworld: Kamino
Quotes: He's no good to me dead.
Details: Rockin' that Madoliran armor. Flies around in a space ship inspired from a street light design.
ric says: hes got a cool worn out helmet with cool 'black knight' type visor thing that you KNOW hes squinting behind all the time. he doesnt really have time to play with the dummies. he just peeps game and enforces the shit out of his contract. when the chips are down nobody wants this green dude after them because his gear is far superior and dude has cool little lasso things coming out of his suit thatll tie you up in like two seconds. hes got a fucking jet pack for fuck sake. this thing has an rpg probably some radio capability and probably some grenades and/or knock out kleenex for some loud/silent take downs. cool guns too but hes still a well rounded bounty hunter as he can also be gentle when the job requires; hes no good to ME dead either bro. doesnt say shit else. the sultan of swagger.
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Name: Jabba the Hutt aka Jabba Desilijic Tiure
Homeworld: Nal Hutta
Quotes: Bantha poodoo
Details: Gangsta! Fat fuck. Owns a fucking palace.
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Name: Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin
Homeworld: Eriadu
Quotes: You may fire when ready!
Details: Ran the first Death Star and blew up Leia's home world just to prove a fucking point. Had a foul odour. Looks exactly like Peter Cushing.