Yes, we'll all probably be clowned in this thread for our choices, but step up and admit to what movie/show you say "fuck that" to.
I made the thread, only fair that I go first.
Game of Thrones - I don't care if it's HBO's biggest show. It could have great storytelling, gruesome fight scenes, lots of titties, etc..., but I can't watch a fantasy show that takes place in a fictional land in middle earth times that has dragons. There is no way in hell you could ever get me to watch it. Fuck that show!
Similarly, let's add a franchise to this post.
The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit - I could be way off, but these movies look like they're set in the same time frame as GoT. That's turn off number one. I know they both take place in made up countries, and they both have dragons. At one point I had an interest in seeing every Best Picture winner since the 1920s. I've seen most of them, but I will never watch 1998's winner, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Fuck that movie!
Might as well add a whole film studio to this list.
Pixar - I'm not 5! I have no kids of my own. I don't understand how adults can watch these movies on their own and actually enjoy them. Sure, they might be heartwarming, charming and funny, but they still feature cars, toys, fish, and rodents that can talk. My 41-year-old self didn't just develop these feelings toward Pixar films. Toy Story came out in 1995 when I was a younger, impressionable 21-year-old. Had no interest in seeing it back then. If I had kids, I'd happily watch these films, and most likely numerous times, but I just can't bring myself to watching these by myself or amongst other adults. Fuck those movies!
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