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Police report: Tarvaris Jackson pulls gun on wife who taunts him about NFL career
Jackson's wife said, "You better be accurate (because) you ain't accurate on the field."
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So Le'Veon's suspended for 4 games and Zeke Elliott appears to be a domestic abuser, not a good day for workhorse RB's.
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Leveon still smoking tho? What an idiot
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really hope Gordon makes a comeback and stays away from the herb. huge talent
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lol @ randy gregory
nice pick jerry
nice pick jerry
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Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Hey, by the way who's Curt?
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lolDLG wrote:lol @ randy gregory
nice pick jerry
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Big zeke about to be the best RB in the NFL thocapable_keL wrote:Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
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might as well enshrine him now then.
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General consensus RB1 in fantasy drafts bruvRamen wrote:might as well enshrine him now then.
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In the 10-12 range though
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So Tre Mason is just missing?
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How bad do you want to get into his closet though? He's your NFL spirit animalGUCCI CONDOMS wrote:Big zeke about to be the best RB in the NFL thocapable_keL wrote:Dallas is swiftly transitioning into the place where career's die
Manziel to Dallas?
Hey, by the way who's Curt?
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probably Foles.
We all know Romo is going to break something before the bye.
We all know Romo is going to break something before the bye.
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Michael & Martellus Bennett speaking on NFL players/coaches:
JAY CUTLER
Michael: "Worst quarterback in the NFL."
Martellus: "I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage"
ELI MANNING
Martellus: "Eli? He's cool. He's like a normal white guy you see at the park trying to teach his kids how to play soccer and you know he can't really play soccer himself."
JEFF FISHER
Martellus: "If a QB went 7 -- 9, he'd never be able to find a job."
Michael: "Make sure he's in the NFC West."
BROCK OSWEILER
Michael: "I've got more sacks than he's got touchdowns." (This is accurate.)
Martellus: "I've caught more balls than he's completed." (Also accurate.)
PETE CARROLL
Martellus: "Joel Osteen."
Michael: "Tom Cruise. I feel like Pete Carroll is like Benjamin Button. He doesn't want to get old. He's getting younger every year. What is going on?"
Martellus: "That's what money does."
ROGER GOODELL
Michael: "A--hole. Nah, I'm just joking -- you can't say that. Overpaid."
J.J. WATT
Michael: "Dominant player."
Martellus: "Corny. Half of the NFL is corny, though."
Michael: "People love J.J. Watt, but they don't really like J.J. Watt, know what I'm saying?"
SAM BRADFORD
(Both smirk.)
Michael: "The greatest quarterback in the NFL."
Martellus: "Vicious. Competitive."
Michael: "A real Joe Montana."
TOM BRADY
Martellus: "The silver fox you never get to see but you hear about. You only get to take one photo, and you have to stay outside for a year just to get it."
JASON WITTEN
Martellus: "I hated Jason Witten. I appreciated his game, but I always hated him."
CAM NEWTON
Michael: "Probably the quarterback I like to hit the most."
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@ramen
super lulz at some of that
super lulz at some of that
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Ive never been so bummed that a preseason game was canceled.
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football yo.
allen robinson is going to be crazy good this year.
allen robinson is going to be crazy good this year.
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man, I was watching the Patriots game and seen that dude break his arm
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#dakisthefuture
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DLG wrote:
We all know Romo is going to break something before the bye.
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dude needs to call it quits before he dies out there