Famous Goofy Whiteboys of the NBA
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Famous Goofy Whiteboys of the NBA
THIS CAN ALSO BE CALLED, "HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET IN THE LEAGUE" THREAD.
ON SOME REAL SHIT, THERE IS UNWRITTEN RULE THAT SAYS A CERTAIN NUMBER OF WHITE CATS GOTTA BE ON THE SQUAD. EUROPEANS R THE NEW WHITE DUDES. THE AMERICAN WHITEBOY IS GETTIN SQUEEZED OUT. MAINLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE TALENT OR THE ATHLETIC ABILITY TO COMPETE. SOMEBODY LIKE J J REDICK MAY BE ABLE TO SHOOT AND BE MONEY FROM 3-POINT RANGE, BUT HIS LACK OF QUICKNESS AND ATHLETIC ABILITY MAKE HIM A LIABILITY ON THE DEFENSIVE END. THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS HE DOESN'T GET A WHOLE LOTTA RUN ON THE MAGIC.
ADAM MORRISON IS IN THE SAME CATEGORY, EXCEPT HE HAS NO CONFIDENCE IN HIS GAME RIGHT NOW. LARRY BIRD HE ISN'T. WHAT A BURDEN. EVERY TALL WHITE GUY THAT CAN SHOOT GETS THAT COMPARISON. IT'S ABOUT AS FUNNY AS KOBE BEIN COMPARED TO MJ, BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY.
WITH ALL THAT SAID, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT ONE OF THE GOOFIEST WHITEBOYS TO EVA GRACE THE HARDWOOD...
HERE'S ANOTHA:
U GET A DONUT IF U CAN GUESS THE DUDE IN THE WARRIORS JERSEY.
ON SOME REAL SHIT, THERE IS UNWRITTEN RULE THAT SAYS A CERTAIN NUMBER OF WHITE CATS GOTTA BE ON THE SQUAD. EUROPEANS R THE NEW WHITE DUDES. THE AMERICAN WHITEBOY IS GETTIN SQUEEZED OUT. MAINLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE TALENT OR THE ATHLETIC ABILITY TO COMPETE. SOMEBODY LIKE J J REDICK MAY BE ABLE TO SHOOT AND BE MONEY FROM 3-POINT RANGE, BUT HIS LACK OF QUICKNESS AND ATHLETIC ABILITY MAKE HIM A LIABILITY ON THE DEFENSIVE END. THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS HE DOESN'T GET A WHOLE LOTTA RUN ON THE MAGIC.
ADAM MORRISON IS IN THE SAME CATEGORY, EXCEPT HE HAS NO CONFIDENCE IN HIS GAME RIGHT NOW. LARRY BIRD HE ISN'T. WHAT A BURDEN. EVERY TALL WHITE GUY THAT CAN SHOOT GETS THAT COMPARISON. IT'S ABOUT AS FUNNY AS KOBE BEIN COMPARED TO MJ, BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S NOT SO FUNNY.
WITH ALL THAT SAID, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT ONE OF THE GOOFIEST WHITEBOYS TO EVA GRACE THE HARDWOOD...
HERE'S ANOTHA:
U GET A DONUT IF U CAN GUESS THE DUDE IN THE WARRIORS JERSEY.
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Re: Famous Goofy Whiteboys of the NBA
Big Breeze wrote: THERE IS UNWRITTEN RULE THAT SAYS A CERTAIN NUMBER OF WHITE CATS GOTTA BE ON THE SQUAD. EUROPEANS R THE NEW WHITE DUDES. THE AMERICAN WHITEBOY IS GETTIN SQUEEZED OUT.
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Hey, by the way who's Curt?
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IT SEEMS LIKE THERE IS ONE PROVEN FORMULA TO GET TO THE NBA IF U R A WHITE DUDE. IT REALLY HELPS IF U R AT LEAST 7 FT. U MIGHT NOT PLAY MUCH, BUT U NEED SOMEONE TO ROLL WITH THE SERBIAN DUDE WHO'S LAST NAME SOUNDS LIKE "ITCH".
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kelly tripuckA.Positive A wrote:Why is Kelly Tripuck in thread? Dude had game and was/is not goofy.
first, he was very GOOFY. couldn't move laterally on defense. he was a fucking tortoise on defense. he would score 25+ a game, and give up 30+ lol.
he's generally regarded as one of the all-time worst defensive best offensive players. thought u knew. thought everyone knew. i guess i equate 'can't move a lick on d' as being goofy. plus look at that mustache!!
also, if you read my post, i give him props (i said "what adam morrison and wally SHOULD be)
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