odium-LSC wrote:Blockhead wrote:Tweak Da Leak wrote:shit i was the only piru nigga to bump deep puddle
i 100% believe this is the first time on the planet that sentence has ever been said.
it's not really too surprising. it's the only cd his witness protection handler let him borrow during his debriefing.
An office room in the LA County FBI field office.
FBI Agent: Tweak, it's critical to this operation that you cut off all connections to your former Piru associates.
Tweak: What about Bompton though? Will I be able to go back to Bompton - ya know, to see my old playground. Maybe ride the see-saw. Go down the slide.
FBI Agent: That's out of the question, Tweak. Bompton no longer exists, as far as your concerned.
Tweak: Aiight, but what if a playa wanna cruise down to fruit town?
FBI Agent: I think there's a Food Town in Barstow. They've got a Whole Foods on I-15...there's a...
Tweak: ...nah, nigga. FRUIT TOWN. I might wanna go take a trip down to FRUIT TOWN, ya feel me?
FBI Agent: Look, Tweak, I'm not really interested in your lifestyle or your sexual orientation. What you do in your spare time is none of my business. My business is to make sure you keep a low profile. You're invaluable to our operation, Tweak. Without you we have no shot of infiltrating the Piru gang.
Tweak: No doubt.
FBI Agent: One last thing and this is important. The place where you'll be relocating is a very quiet suburban neighborhood. You need to try to blend in as best you can. I can't have you drivin' a lowrider through the development blasting Dr. Dre at 120 dB. So you need to be very discreet when you're out about town. You can't draw any attention to yourself.
Tweak: So I can't bump some Messy Marv on my way to the post office?
FBI Agent: I don't think that's a good idea, Tweak.
Tweak: No Yukmouth?
FBI Agent: No. For christ sakes, Tweak. This isn't a game. We cannot afford to jeopardize you're safety and the success of this operation.
Tweak: Okay. What about...Deep Puddle Dynamics?
FBI Agent: Huh?
Tweak: DPD, son.
FBI Agent: (stunned) You listen to Deep Puddle Dynamics? That overrated nerd rap supergroup?
Tweak: Yeah, nigga.
FBI Agent: (still stunned) Wow. I can't believe you...um...wow...um...anyway, Deep Puddle Dynamics is
okay. Actually, that might be a good cover. No one would expect a former 'Ru to be listening to that kind of candy-ass pretentious bullshit. So Deep Puddle Dynamics is fine.
Tweak: Word, son.