LOL at this piece of shit song only having 110 viewsMindbender Futurama wrote:NEW MINDBENDER SINGLE
another one of my best songs ever.
I give no fucks. This shit is tight.
This hook is technically the anthem of
Mindbender Supreme - Journey Into Sound: THE NEW ALBUM
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AgreedMove Free wrote:this thread should be moved to The Official Self-Promo Thread (PROMOTE YOUR MUSIC HERE). end the chaos.
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Lol mindbender could only dream of having 170k subs. It's only 170 subs, but to be honest I'm surprised he hit triple digit subs.Y@k Bollox wrote:It's quite easy to tell - it shows the number night next to your name.Mindbender Futurama wrote:I don't count. I have social media numbers, but my impact and success can't be simply measured by those stats.blastmaster wrote:How many people subscribe to your YouTube channel?
So, 170k! I guess they truncate long numbers.
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You listened to an unlistenable song?907 wrote:Good lord, this was totally unlistenable, regardless of who made it.Mindbender Futurama wrote:NEW MINDBENDER SINGLE
another one of my best songs ever.
I give no fucks. This shit is tight.
This hook is technically the anthem of
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Thanks for your opinion!
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A lot of unbridled, searing, near-pathological hatred being unleashed on a guy who is living his best life in 2018. I think your critics are all commenting from a place of insecurity and jealousy.
Are any of them creating anything besides skid marks? No.
Are any of them making pornography? No.
Are any of them traveling? No.
Are any of them happy in their own lives? No.
Are any of them creating anything besides skid marks? No.
Are any of them making pornography? No.
Are any of them traveling? No.
Are any of them happy in their own lives? No.
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in a twisted way it's kind of comforting to see that it's 2018 and mindbender still can't rap on beat (or at all, really)
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perabigail wrote:in a twisted way it's kind of comforting to see that it's 2018 and mindbender still can't rap on beat (or at all, really)
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its funny to pretend this is wack. see, i'm grown enough to know it's not. you don't gotta like it, but that don't mean its wack. you are just so petty and small as a piece of shit, you can't admit it's a solid song. you don't have to stop hating me just to acknowledge my ever-evolving music.perabigail wrote:in a twisted way it's kind of comforting to see that it's 2018 and mindbender still can't rap on beat (or at all, really)
These are good lyrics, and the beat isn't bad. Fuck you fucks for saying otherwise. Your pettyness can't stop my greatness.
Do you like jokes?
I LIKE JOKES!
You want to hear the world's greatest shit joke?
Your life! HA Ha ha...
Chorus:
People nowadays are so sensitive/
Well, global warming's boiling the oil in their melting skin
Jordan Peterson's a sleazy ogre who only sees men and women
Send him to prison for Ph' D tuition in transgender-bender thinking
Or get addicted to wicked trolling hidden
refresh your hell existence every seven minutes
I like the joke called your life
It keeps my sense of humor in heaven and my inner devil giggling!
Where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that his country needs him?
Impeach the pussygrabbing boogeyman with a She-Hulk assault ball-squeezing
What a time to nearly die to be alive!/ choose your politician by penis size
A firing squad for the police of ICE would not make Baby Hayzoos cry
We'd read you your rights, puny human who whines, if you had any rights left
Go to comatose sleep, good night kid/ try not to shit and wet the bed
It's my duty to deliver your soul blissful true peace/ I give it like infinite clips spitting from twin chrome uzis
Every 69th minute of my life is a dripping kinky movie
If the stench of perfection is too offensive: feel free to lick the booty!
Chorus:
People nowadays are so sensitive!
Well, global warming's boiling the oil in their melting skin
Roosh V is a goof creep/ who only sees men and women
Send him to prison for Ph' D tuition in transgender-bender thinking
Or get addicted to wicked trolling hidden
refresh your hell existence every seven minutes
I like the joke called your life
It keeps my sense of humor in heaven and my inner devil giggling!
One out of every seventeen humans is online in a nude scene (ooh wee!)
I ain't too proud to beg profusely for one JPEG of Mariah Carey's fleshy boobies
And I ain't petty, unless it's heavy/ on a sweaty Betty Cooper
And a menage a trois with Veronica, ayo! you better go spread some rumors
Then get a medical crew/ to rescue the dude/ with his genitals wedged in a computer
From spending his weekends/ pretending to be/ a 10-year-old Japanese schoolgirl
You'll never know who is on the other end whenever you're sending a message
First, you're sending nudes that weren't so terrible/ uhh... WHOOPS!
-IT'S THE FEDS-
You're getting arrested.
People nowadays are so sensitive/
Well, global warming's boiling the oil in their melting skin
Donald Trump's a vomit chunk who only sees men and women
Send him to prison for Ph' D tuition in transgender-bender thinking
Or get addicted to wicked trolling hidden
refresh your hell existence every seven minutes
I like the joke called your life
It keeps my sense of humor in heaven and my inner devil giggling!
When life gives you lemons:
Go full Beyonce!
Overgold a Sophie Brusseaux by OVO god Drake
You Kanye sharkjump into ungodly swamp scum
It's Jayhova tasting sharp pain facing more Solange rage (run, bruh!)
Celebrities are just like me and you... except
They go pee and poo in a gold-ceiling room
Is it more interesting to see them scream or puke?
Don't leave a clue if you know the answer:
People need to be confused! Or is that amused?
I forgot the plot yet again
Just chop off my balls to November Rain
For an evaporating drop of success and fame
A generation lost in a modern Game of Thrones with a constant decay of morals
A Worldstar on a daily show where causing pain's a joke!
Full Monty erotic display on a Comic View stage
Mindfuck my cock into my brain then say: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
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Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.
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Couldn’t be said better.step one wrote:Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.
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Thanks for still listening! Hate is just disrespectful love. If I was REALLY wack, you wouldn't even reply.Clean Hobo wrote:Couldn’t be said better.step one wrote:Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.
You need in your lives.
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This rationale completely conflicts with your supposed "I don't care about YouTube numbers" mentalityMindbender Futurama wrote:Thanks for still listening! Hate is just disrespectful love. If I was REALLY wack, you wouldn't even reply.Clean Hobo wrote:Couldn’t be said better.step one wrote:Your music is horrendous and devoid of any artistic merit.
You need in your lives.
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new Mindbender video
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This is offensive as both a huge Transformers nerd AND a rap fan. If I was Hayzoos, I'd report it to Hasbro so they'd file a copyright claim and have it taken down.
(Mega city isn't even ON Cybertron, for fucks sake. If you're going to make a song about something, you should probably know what you're talking about first.)
(Mega city isn't even ON Cybertron, for fucks sake. If you're going to make a song about something, you should probably know what you're talking about first.)
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Toronto has been called "The Megacity" since before the days it was called "The T Dot".907 wrote:This is offensive as both a huge Transformers nerd AND a rap fan. If I was Hayzoos, I'd report it to Hasbro so they'd file a copyright claim and have it taken down.
(Mega city isn't even ON Cybertron, for fucks sake. If you're going to make a song about something, you should probably know what you're talking about first.)
If you're going to make a post about something, you should probably know what you're talking about first.
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Grats on the new sub.
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Grats on the new sub.
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Thanks. I've never actually asked people to follow my YouTube page. I probably should start.Spartan wrote:
Grats on the new sub.
P.S. Tell me how many fans I got on my https://www.reverbnation.com/mindbender" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; page, if y'all want to measure everything by internet numbers. Post it.
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Spartan wrote:
Grats on the new sub.
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Reverbnation?! That shit still exists? My god dude.
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Lol at your last live performance being in 2013Mindbender Futurama wrote:Thanks. I've never actually asked people to follow my YouTube page. I probably should start.Spartan wrote:
Grats on the new sub.
P.S. Tell me how many fans I got on my https://www.reverbnation.com/mindbender" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; page, if y'all want to measure everything by internet numbers. Post it.
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Shouldn't the screw face capital be some place that's actually hard??
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A guy got stabbed there in 1996. Shit aint been the same since.gusty wingers wrote:Shouldn't the screw face capital be some place that's actually hard??
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The fact that someone as soft as mindbender has survived for 40+ years living in Toronto tells you all you need to know about that city.gusty wingers wrote:Shouldn't the screw face capital be some place that's actually hard??
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THE ALBUM IS COMING SOON.
PREPARE.
PREPARE.
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Producer caught me off guard for second; thought it was Epic with facial hair.
Shit sounds nice!!!!!!!!!!
Shit sounds nice!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS MIGHT BE MY BEST VERSE EVER AND IF Y'ALL DON'T LIKE THIS THEN I KNOW YOU'RE HATERS
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thanks blood! I got hella more where that came fromEmployee wrote:Producer caught me off guard for second; thought it was Epic with facial hair.
Shit sounds nice!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE THIS
turn it uppp
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TOMORROW, THE ALBUM DROPS
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
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