The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
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Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
wait holdup is that magneto?
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Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
I call bullshit
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Vision. Duh.
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oh good call, he shows up in the cast list
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He's pretty cool. It'll be interesting to see how they use him.
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Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
already looks fucking amazing.
but there's going to be TEN MONTHS of hype and anticipation for this now. ugh.
plus Whedon is going to have to make a Quicksilver scene that tops or at least equals the one in 'X-Men: Days of Future Past'... which won't be impossible, but will take creativity
want to see how they give Hawkeye extra attention since he spent most of the last Avengers movie under Loki's control
oh, and Hiddleston! he's GOTTA make an appearance here... cause I don't think he'll be in Guardians of the Galaxy (nearly baseless rumor has it that somehow makes an appearance in GotG, thus connecting it to the Avengers universe )
and Scarlet Witch? JEEZ. Finally we get another female superhero on the level of Phoenix/Jean Grae. Unleash the yowza
Hollywood finna aim for $250 million dollar opening weekend for Avengers: Age of Ultron... or maybe even $300 million
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IN THIS EARTH'S UNIVERSE
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but there's going to be TEN MONTHS of hype and anticipation for this now. ugh.
plus Whedon is going to have to make a Quicksilver scene that tops or at least equals the one in 'X-Men: Days of Future Past'... which won't be impossible, but will take creativity
want to see how they give Hawkeye extra attention since he spent most of the last Avengers movie under Loki's control
oh, and Hiddleston! he's GOTTA make an appearance here... cause I don't think he'll be in Guardians of the Galaxy (nearly baseless rumor has it that
and Scarlet Witch? JEEZ. Finally we get another female superhero on the level of Phoenix/Jean Grae. Unleash the yowza
Hollywood finna aim for $250 million dollar opening weekend for Avengers: Age of Ultron... or maybe even $300 million
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IN THIS EARTH'S UNIVERSE
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Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Looks a LOT better than I expected.
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holy fuck this looks so good
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I'm intrigued by this detail. Also, the inclusion of Andy Serkis which was definitely a pleasant surprise.Captain America walks into a bar. His uniform looks pretty 2014, but that couple he's standing next to is as '40s as they get — and so are those federal-looking troops. Is Cap having a flashback? Possible. Also possible: That the time-travel elements in the "Ultron" comics, which kick off a chain of events that are still reverberating in the comic-book universe, are being introduced in Ultron.
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Fuck all that. Weren't ya'll the same assholes who were tired of "the serious and sadness" of the Nolan universe? This is pretty much the dark knight rises trailer but with pinocchio instead of the national anthem.
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Trademark wrote:Fuck all that. Weren't ya'll the same assholes who were tired of "the serious and sadness" of the Nolan universe? This is pretty much the dark knight rises trailer but with pinocchio instead of the national anthem.
Can't speak for anyone else, but I was hype as fuck when the Rises trailer came out.
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Agreed.
Who are you talking about?Trademark wrote:Fuck all that. Weren't ya'll the same assholes who were tired of "the serious and sadness" of the Nolan universe?
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Dawg you work in editing, you know they can take a 3 hour movie and cut a trailer that will make it look like anything from Sophie's Choice to Naked Gun. There was a 'dark & heroic' trailer for GOTG tooTrademark wrote:Fuck all that. Weren't ya'll the same assholes who were tired of "the serious and sadness" of the Nolan universe? This is pretty much the dark knight rises trailer but with pinocchio instead of the national anthem.
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http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/Black- ... 67860.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;SYM wrote: Also, the inclusion of Andy Serkis which was definitely a pleasant surprise.
Curiosity piqued even more.
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SYM wrote:http://www.cinemablend.com/m/new/Black- ... 67860.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;SYM wrote: Also, the inclusion of Andy Serkis which was definitely a pleasant surprise.
Curiosity piqued even more.
Very excited about Black Panther
Hopefully that turns out to be true
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Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
How do you guys continue to get hyped about this shit? It's just a never-ending stream of sameness. If you ever try to watch any of these movies with even a little bit of objectiveness... they're all so frivolous and non-sensical.
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The Ivy League Nigga wrote:How do you guys continue to get hyped about this shit? It's just a never-ending stream of sameness. If you ever try to watch any of these movies with even a little bit of objectiveness... they're all so frivolous and non-sensical.
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They're about super heroes, bro.The Ivy League Nigga wrote:How do you guys continue to get hyped about this shit? It's just a never-ending stream of sameness. If you ever try to watch any of these movies with even a little bit of objectiveness... they're all so frivolous and non-sensical.
I could see if everyone was poasting like Bender, losing their shit every time some new details emerge.
But that's not what's happening.
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Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
Marvels movies keep getting better with every release
Winter Soldier is top 3
Winter Soldier is top 3
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dude, it's a comic book movie. it's supposed to be frivolous and nonsensical.The Ivy League Nigga wrote:they're all so frivolous and non-sensical.
have you tried reading the Age of Ultron storyline? there's some frivolous and nonsensical shit.
Ultron takes over the world, so Wolverine and Invisible Woman (Sue Richards of the Fantastic Four) goes back in time to talk Hank Pym (Ant-Man/Giant Man) out of creating Ultron in the first place; but Wolverine ends up cutting Pym open because... well, you know, Wolverine is a hot-head. Sue and Logan figure all's well that ends well, so they go forward to the present only to find out the present is now even more fucked-up than when Ultron controlled everything. Tony Stark is pretty much a cyborg, Cap has one eye (and a patch), and Morgana Le Fay is a real bitch. Wolverine then goes back to tell himself, who's about to kill Hank Pym, that killing Pym is a bad idea.
... and then what happens...? well, fuck, I can't remember; but it's written by Bendis and it's some real frivilous and nonsensical shit.
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Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy?The Ivy League Nigga wrote:How do you guys continue to get hyped about this shit? It's just a never-ending stream of sameness. If you ever try to watch any of these movies with even a little bit of objectiveness... they're all so frivolous and non-sensical.
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Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
No.
The last superhero movie I watched and semi-enjoyed was X-Men First Class. I tried to watch Avengers, but I turned it off halfway through because the shit made almost no sense. I tried to watch the latest Superman but I found it extremely boring.
The last superhero movie I watched and semi-enjoyed was X-Men First Class. I tried to watch Avengers, but I turned it off halfway through because the shit made almost no sense. I tried to watch the latest Superman but I found it extremely boring.
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No -- regardless of genre -- movies are never supposed to be "frivolous and nonsensical". They are supposed to make sense and evoke feeling.Mercuthio wrote:dude, it's a comic book movie. it's supposed to be frivolous and nonsensical.The Ivy League Nigga wrote:they're all so frivolous and non-sensical.
have you tried reading the Age of Ultron storyline? there's some frivolous and nonsensical shit.
Ultron takes over the world, so Wolverine and Invisible Woman (Sue Richards of the Fantastic Four) goes back in time to talk Hank Pym (Ant-Man/Giant Man) out of creating Ultron in the first place; but Wolverine ends up cutting Pym open because... well, you know, Wolverine is a hot-head. Sue and Logan figure all's well that ends well, so they go forward to the present only to find out the present is now even more fucked-up than when Ultron controlled everything. Tony Stark is pretty much a cyborg, Cap has one eye (and a patch), and Morgana Le Fay is a real bitch. Wolverine then goes back to tell himself, who's about to kill Hank Pym, that killing Pym is a bad idea.
... and then what happens...? well, fuck, I can't remember; but it's written by Bendis and it's some real frivilous and nonsensical shit.
I don't read comics, so I come into these superhero movies with almost no pre-existing knowledge. From that standpoint, these movies are bloated pieces of shit full of not-so-funny in-jokes, that barely make an attempt to justify whatever world-destroying action they portray.
I continue to be amazed that grown men get so excited to watch this stuff. I get why kids would like it, but I really can't understand why people in the their 20's, 30's and beyond get so fucking hyped about watching other grown men prance around in tights and replay the same reheated plots/concepts.
Like dudes were legit ticked-off that Ben Affleck was gonna play Batman. Like that casting choice is going to somehow ruin the sanctity of a story about an adult man who dresses up like a flying rodent and chases around a dude in clown makeup.
Baffling.
Re: The Avengers: Age Of Ultron (2015)
You just don't get it.
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If you semi-enjoyed First Class there's an excellent chance you'd at least 3/4-enjoy Guardians. It's the best Marvel movie to date and better than all the Spider-Men and X-Men. It was a virtually unknown property, so a deliberate effort was made to make it palatable to people who don't know anything about the source material. It's also the only Marvel movie that really succeeds in striking its own unique tone.
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Cool. I will check for it.
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