zombie wrote:That was seriously your impression of shame?
It's an unintentional comedy on par with
The Wicker Man remake.
Main highlights were:
• Brandon's boss David telling him his hard drive was filthy. "I'm talking like hoes, sluts, anal, double anal, penetration, inter-racial facial, man. Cream pie. I don't even know what that is. Do you think it was your intern?"
• David tries all night to score with blonde stop-out Liz at the club and after he's whisked away in a cab, his wingman, Brandon fucks her in some grimy alleyway.
• Brandon having a wank and getting caught by his sister.
• Brandon sticking his fingers in some broad's pussy and waving his fingers in her boyfriend's face and telling him to "smell it!", before getting decked by him outside the bar.
• Michael Fassbender's making crazy sex faces throughout the entire film.
• Laptop whore talking to Sissy.
• Brandon clearing out his porn stash in his crib and it's like four trash bags worth of the stuff.
• Brandon's entire date with Marianne and that comedy waiter. The talk about marriage was priceless.
• Dude not able to have sex with Marianne (a broad he has feelings for), but he's banging one-night stands and having threesomes with hookers like nobody's business.
• Brandon going to that seedy gay rave and getting blown.
• Brandon telling Sissy how much he hates her and to "stop playing the victim" and what happens? She slashes her wrists. LOL That shit is up there with Tony shooting Manny, and Ed Rooney on the phone with Ferris.